we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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