He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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