he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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