JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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