I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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