she peed on how many people?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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