I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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bring money and cleavage
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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