Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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