When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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