My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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