Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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