I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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