There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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