don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends