Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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