Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Drake has all the answers
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize