Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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