Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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