with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i out mim tonsoeep
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