First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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