Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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