I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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