I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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