she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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