He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
there is glitter all over my balls
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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