That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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