Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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