This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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