? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads