I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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