Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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