she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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