Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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