its not stalking. its research.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize