What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
