i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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