the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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