"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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