I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.