Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My first STD was from a foam party
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...