Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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(563): View more from Iowa

How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

(1-563): View more from Iowa

The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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(630): View more from Illinois

The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time

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(518): View more from New York

Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?

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(757): View more from Virginia

well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...

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