i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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