we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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