Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
