we have officially lost it.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
false alarm. still invincible.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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