Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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