Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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