I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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