Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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