So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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