so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sext me about skeletons
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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