You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
