I am puke
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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