Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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