You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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