So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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