this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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