I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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