I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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