Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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