thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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