omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Randomize
