I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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