hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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