Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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