somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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